Brooklyn hood he'd feel most comfortable in: Williamsburg
VMA pregaming spot: An aphrodisiac feast at Maison Premiere. Naw'lins jazz and seafood towers galore means panties dropping in the back garden.
VMA after after-party spot: Pool party at King & Grove. Side boobs galore, obvi.
Quirky Sunday afternoon activity: "Blurred lines" at Smorgasburg, where there are so many lines you're not sure what you're waiting for. Bonus: lot of girls in tiny tanktops.
Refuge from the paps: Shag Brooklyn, a lively sex shop in Brooklyn, where he can make a sexy purchase that can aid with "Sex Therapy."
Favorite thing about Brooklyn: Bougie girls who CAN dance (word to Kanye).