25 Epic Auto-Correct Fails Made By Parents

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Neither of these sound appealing but hey, no judgment anonymous dad. Who knows? By the time of your next birthday they're might be a 2-for-1 deal on velcro shoes and velcro strap-ons.

Hey at least the kid is having safe sex. The parents should be proud.

It's hard to take any conversation seriously when it's occurring over text. And it's especially hard to take an angry mother seriously when they're texting in all caps and practically implying that they have a penis (and they want you to talk to said penis).

Wow. We're honestly speechless. Talk about a very auto-correct fail that probably ruined their child's life for like, five minutes.

The auto-correct struggle is real out here. Never doubt its power to make normal text conversations awkward and strange, anonymous dad.

To be honest, a porno company could probably profit off a spoof of Friday Night Lights. And every purchase would come with a bottle of Friday Night Lube. These parents may be on to something.

Not only would that be a very strange place to stash gum but imagine how inconvenient it would be pulling a piece out. Actually, don't imagine that: you'll ruin your day and possibly the rest of your life.

A businessman has to have his priorities in order and this father definitely has his. Also, how does this kid know about prostitute availability in LA?

We don't know what's more absurd: the mom's auto-correct or her actually thinking that picture of Britney Spears is Kim Jong II. Probably the latter. And if we were Britney we'd be offended.

Ok, mom—you don't need to brag about your "expertise." Now we know the real reason why this kid's father married their mom.

This kid's father should still get his own "oil change." Cars aren't the only things that need a check up, after all.

This dad deserves the "Wow I Can't Believe You Managed To Make An Auto-Correct Fail Even More Awkward" award. It truly is a skill.

This kid might have a half-human, half-deer sibling on the way if this deer plays its cards right.

Jenna: "Wow, this tastes so good! What are the ingredients?" Kid: "Ugh...it's a family secret."

This is why parents need to be wary of their auto-correct fails. Sometimes it may lead to something they wish they never knew.

We wish our parents had given us such great words of wisdom. What a lucky kid.

If there was ever a time for an auto-correct  emoji feature, this is it. Although mom does raise a good question: Why is there an emoji for happy poop? We're still trying to figure this one out.

That's real love right there. Disgusting, but somewhat admirable.

Auto-correct fails aside, who really ate Shawn's mom's chocolate cookie? Eating someone else's cookie is a serious offense, guys.

So that's what gives mom's iced tea that extra "kick." But for real, that's pretty disgusting.

Who would've known? This doctor is a keeper and deserves a raise.

Sorry you had to find out this way kid. But hey, at least your dad's ok.

What's great about this auto-correct fail is that the dad never corrects himself. Maybe he has a special kind of TV that we've never heard of. We know that's unlikely but we're going to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Watches? Overrated. A new suit? Overrated. A new, ugh, dick? Bingo. Here's to hoping that father had the best Father's Day ever (although he probably didn't).

Talk about a pretty stubborn disc. And word of advice, anonymous mom: when in doubt, number one is all about (or, you know, just clean the disc because it's probably dirty. Ha, "dirty" disc. Ok, we'll stop now).