In July of 2003, Vanity Fair released the It's Totally Raining Teens! issue, where the magazine selected a handful of (then) up-and-comers who were, like, totally dominating Hollywood. Inside the pages were everyone from familiar names, like Brittany Snow and Solange, to forgotten names, like A.J. Trauth and Aaron Carter. Suffice it to say, about 30% of the list are still recognizable names today.
While the Teen Bop-esque questionnaire the mag gave each teen star makes the issue worth revisiting, its cover is the most intriguing of all. On it were the supposed heavy hitters of the generation—Amanda Bynes, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, Mandy Moore, Hilary Duff, Alexis Bledel, Evan Rachel Wood, Raven-Symone, and Lindsay Lohan—all looking fresh-faced and utterly angelic.
Fast forward 10 years, and where are they now? Let's just say your teen self would be heartbroken.
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Amanda Bynes
Age in July 2003: 17
Biggest project in 2003: What a Girl Wants (movie)
Biggest project in 2013: Rumored rap album
Number of arrests: 3
Trips to rehab: 0
Romantically linked to in 2003: Nick Zano
Romantically linked to in 2013: Unknown, last linked to Drake in 2012
She's currently on psychiatric hold for a recent manic episode. While we wait for her to get better, here's an ode to her comedic genius.
Ashley Olsen
Age in July 2003: 17
Biggest project in 2003: The Challenge (TV movie)
Biggest project in 2013: Launched Elizabeth and James perfume
Number of arrests: 0
Trips to rehab: 0
Romantically linked to in 2003: Matt Kaplan
Romantically linked to in 2013: Unknown, last linked to Johnny Depp in 2012
Mary Kate Olsen is, like, so over Hollywood. Because fashion.
Mary Kate Olsen
Age in July 2003: 17
Biggest project in 2003: The Challenge (TV movie)
Biggest project in 2013: Launched Elizabeth and James perfume
Number of arrests: 0
Trips to rehab: 1
Romantically linked to in 2003: David Katzenberg
Romantically linked to in 2013: Olivier Sarkozy
Mary Kate Olsen is all-fashion-everything nowadays, too, but she's not above your occassional "What the hell was she thinking?" movie. Case in point: Beastly. But she and her sister are also multi-millionaires so...
Mandy Moore
Age in July 2003: 19
Biggest project in 2003: How to Deal (movie)
Biggest project in 2013: Sheriff Callie's Wild West (animated TV show)
Number of arrests: 0
Trips to rehab: 0
Romantically linked to in 2003: Andy Roddick
Romantically linked to in 2013: Ryan Adams
For awhile there, it looked like Mandy Moore would be the next go-to rom-com actress. But her IMDB page says she's become the go-to animated voice actress instead.
Hilary Duff
Age in July 2003: 15
Biggest project in 2003: The Lizzie McGuire Movie (movie)
Biggest project in 2013: Two and a Half Men (TV show)
Number of arrests: 0
Trips to rehab: 0
Romantically linked to in 2003: Frankie Muniz
Romantically linked to in 2013: Mike Comrie
The most rebellious thing Hilary Duff did between being on Disney and being a married mom? Date Joel Madden of Good Charlotte. That's something you do when you want to piss your parents off in middle school.
Alexis Bledel
Age in July 2003: 21
Biggest project in 2003: Gilmore Girls (TV show)
Biggest project in 2013: Us & Them (TV show)
Number of arrests: 0
Trips to rehab: 0
Romantically linked to in 2003: Milo Ventimiglia
Romantically linked to in 2013: Vincent Kartheiser
Bledel's had a steady stream of work for the past decade, but all they've done is prove one thing: She will always be known as Rory Gilmore.
Evan Rachel Wood
Age in July 2003: 15
Biggest project in 2003: Thirteen (movie)
Biggest project in 2013: The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman (movie)
Number of arrests: 0
Trips to rehab: 0
Romantically linked to in 2003: Unknown, linked to Ed Norton in 2004
Romantically linked to in 2013: Jamie Bell
Evan Rachel Wood's built a career on making people uncomfortable, but in the most beneficial way possible: the way that grabs the Academy's attention.
Raven-Symone
Age in July 2003: 17
Biggest project in 2003: That's So Raven (TV show)
Biggest Project in 2013: On hiatus
Number of arrests: 0
Trips to rehab: 0
Romantically linked to in 2003: Jonathan 'Lil J' McDaniel
Romantically linked to in 2013: Unknown, last linked to AzMarie Livingston in 2012
She did the Broadway thing (Sister Act) and starred in another show (the canceled State of Georgia), but right now, she's trying to figure out her next move. If only she still had Raven's powers to speed up the process.
Lindsay Lohan
Age in July 2003: 17
Biggest project in 2003: Freaky Friday (movie)
Biggest project in 2013: The Canyons (movie)
Number of arrests: 6
Trips to rehab: 4
Romantically linked to in 2003: Aaron Carter
Romantically linked to in 2013: Avi Snow
The only people who don't know what's been going on with Lindsay Lohan for the past 10 years are the ones who haven't been born yet.