Where to goBelize; Juneau, Alaska; Tahiti
Why to go: For the forced relaxation, the drinks, and the possibility of meeting someone who is forced by necessity into finding you charming
What to bring: A toothbrush, a book, and a bathing suit

It's not the most novel concept, but there's something to be said of the continued success of cruise vacations. Though mostly tailored to the old and those with youngsters, there are smaller cruise ships that lose a lot of the well-oiled money machine feel that bigger cruises seem to have, and instead offer quiet, calm, and the bare necessities (like a pool). Of course, if you like all the bells and whistles, there's some plenty of giant noisemakers in the water as well.