The Most Ratchet Reality TV Moments of 2013 (So Far)

How much hair pulling can one episode of TV contain?

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With half the year over, the time has come to reflect on the trashiest moments the trashiest genre of television—reality TV, of course—has provided us. Most involve scalp-splitting altercations between likely intoxicated people in need of immense therapy. Others vary along the lines of trifling acts of adultery, joyous examples of how to cuss someone out properly, and other ridiculousness. And if you're wondering, yes, VH1 is practically the Beyoncé of ratchet television, with Bravo serving the role of Kelly Rowland on a good day. You may be surprised at some of the other networks responsible for trash TV. That includes you, Oprah.

In any event, for those of you who enjoy the ratchet, get into this list—and judge the guilty parties accordingly.

Written by Michael Arceneaux (@youngsinick)

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Battle of the Tragics

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Pissing In Your Own Parking Lot

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I'll Beat You In Your Mama's House

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Rocky vs. Jennifer

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Pass the Q-Tips

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Spitting to Spite

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Kirk's Cabin Adventures

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DMX vs. Iyanla Vanzant

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Fake Muslim

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No Outing on the Set

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Transgender Tricks

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Go Scratch

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R&Beef

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Love Hurts

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War at the Weave Shop

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Fake Booty for Phaedra

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Hurricane Nia

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Love and Altercations

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Keep Your Ass Cheeks Off Married Men

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"Two B*tches Fighting in Ball Gowns"

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