Controller: NES Controller
Pros: Despite the thrashing you gave this controller when you were a raging prepubescent, you can still pick it up today and play without a hitch. The everlasting precision belies the fact that you tried to kill it by dragging it around the house in a tug-of-war match with your dog.
Cons: None. Well, maybe it was a bit too rectangular shaped. But it was the '80s-even people were square-shaped back then.