The 2013 MLB All Star game is tonight and what better way to honor America's favorite pastime then by finding all of the glitches we can.

Collecting some of the better glitches from both the MLB 2K and the MLB: The Show series we've managed to immortalize our fear of outdoor sports. While the world is celebrating the big All Star game take a fiver to watch bats dissapear, pitchers phase through inanimate objects, and more collected tom-fuck glitchery.

If there was ever more proof that we are firmly indoor kids, this is it. These are The Derpiest Glitches in Major League Baseball Video Games

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