19. Eden Wood, Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC)
Eden Wood is the forgotten star of Toddlers & Tiaras. These days, it’s Honey Boo Boo this, and Mama June that. Little Eden is the perfect kid beauty queen, and she has a sassy personality to go with it.
She retired from the pageant circuit at the ripe old age of 6, but had her own short-lived reality show, Eden’s World, that followed her mother’s efforts to make her famous. Mom Mickie did her best to make Eden a Broadway star, but no dice—so far. Now that Eden is a little bit older (at 8, she’s practically ancient), it’s high time for a comeback. We’re not opposed to an Eden-Honey Boo Boo collaboration.