Rock of Love and its subsequent iterations featured some of the trashiest, most ridiculous ladies ever to battle for the love of a washed-up hair bander. The best and skankiest of these was Ashley Klarich, who was a contestant on not only Rock of Love, but also Rock of Love Bus and Charm School.

Klarich wasn’t afraid to call out the transparent and desperate moves of her rivals. She was also the head of “The Blondtourage” on Rock of Love. If you still don’t think Ashley needs her own show, let her speak for herself. “I felt like killing myself. Seriously, if I didn’t leave, it wouldn’t have been good for my mental health being around those girls,” Klarich said of her time on VH1. “They were just so lame. They seriously sat around and talked about pillows and cereal.” The horror!