Drunkard of the year: Man blows stop sign, crashes straight into home
Registered meth labs: 7
Total strip clubs: 7
Most ratchet moment of 2013 (so far): Four people arrested after meth lab discovered in South Nashville home; one of the suspects looks like the Octomom
Number of IHOPs: 3
Nashville is the state capital of Tennessee and the home of country music. The Ryman Auditorium, Belcourt Theatre and Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum are located here. The Country Music Television Network is also headquartered in Nashville, just in case you didn't grasp how important the genre is to the city. However, as a city, Nashville has a problem with DUIs. Like, a leading the nation in DUI arrests last year type of problem. Over a dozen people were arrested for DUI between Christmas Eve and Christmas last year, because a nice, shiny DUI is what every adult wants for Christmas. Straight out of Cashville and straight into the slammer on a DUI arrest.
On a semi-lighter note, someone was arrested for breaking into Taylor Swift's Green Hills Home at the end of last year. Why hasn't she written a song about this yet? If she has, let us know. We'd play the shit out of that song.