Drunkard of the year: Man who rear-ended a New Jersey State Police cruiser
Registered meth labs: 0
Total strip clubs: 0
Most ratchet moment of 2013 (so far): Man attending Toby Keith concert puts on obscene display, including racial slurs and Confederate flag waving
Number if IHOPs: 0

Some have jokingly called Camden the "new Detroit," and it's a crown of thorns that unfortunately may fit. Due to its size, Camden's crime rate is higher than Newark's, and, to make matters worse, it was forced to dramatically reduce its police force last year to free up money. Gov. Chris Christie said this was also done to increase police presence on the streets of Camden, an idea that seems just a little bit flawed. Its close proximity to Philadelphia gives residents access to its nightlife (i.e. more strip clubs), and crime flows freely between the two cities thanks to the Walt Whitman Bridge.

At least it still has the Adventure Aquarium.