Where: Burger and Beer Joint
City: Miami Beach, FL
Address: 1766 Bay Rd.
Website: bnbjoint.com
Cost: $125

She gave birth to you; why not honor your moms with a manhole-sized monstrosity on your birthday called the Mother Burger? Burger and Beer Joint in Miami might have a super straight-forward name, but you’ll be impregnated with a meat baby if you tackle this burger constructed of 10 lbs. of beef, giant bun, and toppings. If you wanna add cheese and sauces, that’ll cost you another $25 and even more for Pure Platinum toppings, but why not? You only live once.