Ranking Every Lindsay Lohan Performance in Movies and TV

4. Tara in The Canyons (2013)

Everyone prepared for The Canyons to be a disaster? Disappointed. Everyone prepared for The Canyons to be a surprise success? Disappointed.

The sad truth is that Paul Schrader's Kickstarter-funded L.A. picture is Bret Easton Ellis by the numbers, right down to the dull sex and "sudden" violence. It isn't particularly Brechtian; it's just old hat. That said, Lindsay Lohan is low-key captivating. Those puffy cheeks and dark eyes exhibit shame and embarressment. They cry real tears. Everyone else in the film is so wooden—word to James Deen's dick—and shark-eyed, but Lohan feels alive. —RS

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