Even couples madly in love will have the occasional fight, and there’s really nothing wrong with that. In fact, it’s healthy to have disagreements now and then. Hell, even big, nasty, knock-down, drag-out, neighbor-waking battle royales can be good for a relationship. Especially when it’s time for the make-up sex.
But, there is a time and a place for those arguments. The place is anywhere the rest of us are not around, and the time is anytime we don’t have to listen to your bullshit. Bringing your personal issues out into public is rude, awkward, and most importantly, annoying.
If this was TV and your bickering was cute and amusing, maybe we'd be entertained as your lives fell apart in front of us. But you are not Bruce Willis and Cybil Shepard shooting pithy one-liners back and forth. (Or Iron Man and Gwyneth Paltrow, if that Moonlighting reference was lost on you.)
The following are the most egregious places to air your dirty laundry. If you find yourselves in any of these spots and about to fight with your significant other, do us all a favor and repress your discontented rage like the rest of us.