It takes a cold individual to carjack an ice cream truck during the summer months. Who would do such a thing? A masked man with a gun who has run out of fucks to give, that's who.
On Wednesday night, an ice cream truck with two passengers inside was stolen by an armed man in Southeast D.C. To make the situation even more SMH-worthy, the crime occurred near the Frederick Douglass Historic Site—a place of sanctity. What would Frederick Douglass say of such fuckery?
Fortunately, the truck was recovered about a block away, which means the assailant had no interest in it. Either that, or his conscience—which may have reminded him of his childhood—got to him. It didn't stop him from taking the money though, and police say he remains at large.