First things first: Did you know Honey Boo Boo wrote a book? Because, breaking news, she did! It's called How to Honey Boo Boo: The Complete Guide on How to Redneckognize the Honey Boo Boo in You. A seven year old and her self-professed 'redneck' family wrote a book in the past year, and the rest of us didn't. And today, they were all in Washington D.C. to promote their new book, and the rest of us weren't. What did you do with your day today? It wasn't promoting your new book that is probably going to make you millions of dollars, that's for sure! Life is unfair.
But seriously, this is a picture of soon-to-be author Honey Boo Boo outside of the White House today. Fun fact: Honey Boo Boo is actually a Barack Obama supporter—close enough to one, anyway. Back in 2012, she officially endorsed "Marack Obama" on an episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, which is absolutely a vote for progress. Additionally, she's previously proven that she's more open-minded about homosexuality than most grown-ass men in politics, so we've gotta show some respect.
But, apart from all that—here, have a photo of Honey Boo Boo standing outside of the White House.