We've thought about pulling a Sandy, i.e. donning an astronaut-like scuba suit, just for the sake of grabbing a to-go Krabby Patty and saying what's up to the Pee Wee Herman of the sea, Spongebob, and his BFF Patrick. Don't lie. You've rationalized this, too.
Krusty Krab on Spongebob Squarepants