Website: jackinthebox.com
Closest location: 7000 Wt Harris Blvd, Charlotte, N.C.

Jack in the Box can be found in 19 states, with a massive 927 restaurants in California alone, but there are zero locations in the Northeast. The sting of being so thoroughly snubbed might not hurt so much was it not for Jack's saliva-inspiring menu: steak and egg breakfast burritos (which, like all of their breakfast items, can be ordered all day), turkey and bacon grilled cheddar sandwiches, and a serious dessert menu that inclues churros and a pumpkin pie milkshakes. Not even Jack in the Box's creepy, Saw-esque mascot could turn us away from fare like that.