4. Dan is Gossip Girl
Show: Gossip Girl (The CW)
You have never seen the letters "OMG" strung together as many times in a row as you did if you were on Twitter on December 17th, 2012. Fans fell into two camps on the evening that the Gossip...boy...was revealed. Some viewers were delighted that the answer to the show's engine was one that they never saw coming. Others railed against how very contrived it was that Dan (Penn Badgley) was revealed to be the purveyor of prattle.
It may not surprise you to hear that we aren't terribly invested either way, but we've been told by the collective younger sisters of America that this was not an event that you wanted spoiled before you could learn first hand.