Everything is cooler in Brooklyn, but you already knew that. This is even true of sex. Do whatever you have to do to secure an evening in Williamsburg a.k.a. the only place in Brooklyn tourists are willing to go. Why is Williamsburg a premiere destination for sexual dalliances? Though the culture of hipsterdom seems to be on the decline, there is still nothing quite like having sex ironically. If you get to Bedford Ave. early enough, you'll still be able to pick up some artisanal cheeses, a floppy hat, and a ukelele to incorporate into your erotic performance. If you find that sexual activity in Billyburg is just too mainstream, you can always get back on the L and try your luck in Bushwick. Yes, Bushwick is a bit more of a rough neighborhood, but maybe that is how she likes it.