26. Cleopatra Jones (1973)
Director: Jack Starrett
Stars: Tamara Dobson, Bernie Casey, Brenda Sykes
High-fashion drug enforcement agent Cleo Jones takes on shrill, fat cave bitch Mommy and her gang of drug-pushin' crackers. After seeing CJ, the C.I.A. decided to quit fucking around with shrill, fat cave bitches and start running drugs themselves, holla atcha crack epidemic.