41. Black Samson (1974)
Director: Charles Bail
Stars: Rockne Tarkington, William Smith, Connie Strickland
If your name is Black Samson and you're known for carrying around a big stick, owning a titty bar and having a motherfucking lion at your service, what self-respecting mafioso would sell drugs on your corner? The dummies in this movie, evidently. Learn to read the Bible, bitches.