Tomorrow is the Fourth of July, and almost every other major holiday, ignorant amounts of alcohol will be consumed. Deadspin has done everyone a favor and ranked 36 cheap American beers from worst to best. Here's their justification for selecting Grain Belt Premium as the best cheap beer:

I always think of Minnesota as a secretly sexy place, and not just because of Kent Hrbek and Al Franken. Maybe it's all the trout and music and Lutherans. Toss in a smooth, creamy, and dreamy local budget brew like Grain Belt and it's a wonder Minnesota hasn't seceded to form its own naked blond utopia. Grain Belt Premium is America's finest cheap beer.

This list will help your pockets as you continue to destroy your liver this weekend. Enjoy the holiday.

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[via Deadspin]