10 Video Game Characters Who Look Like Sex Offenders

Keep your eyes open and your console's USB ports covered.

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Sex crimes are no laughing matter, but sometimes it's hard to argue with the fact that some people possess the creepy physical attributes of what we imagine sex offenders to be. Video game characters are no exception either. Imagine being locked up with Marcus Fenix from Gears of War or being trapped on a dead end street with Ken Rosenberg from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Not a pleasant thought is it? There's no doubt that these characters would fit perfectly on any neighborhood watch list.

No character on this list has a future as a successful daycare operations manager. Not one. Here's a list of ten video game characters that look so much like sex offenders, they'd almost certainly have mug shots and arrest records if not for successful video game careers.

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10. Noby Noby Boy

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9. Slippy Toad

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8. Voldo

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7. Sofia Lamb

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6. Solid Snake/Old Snake

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5. Ken Rosenberg

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4. Gordon Freeman

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3. Marcus Fenix

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2. Waluigi

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Seth

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