10 Apps That Will Help You Get Your Creep On

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Hawkeye is the ultimate app for the self-proclaimed sneaky photographer. It enables the user to take a photo of anything (or anyone) without being noticed. If you're thinking most smartphones already have a mute shutter option, you're right. However, what makes Hawkeye unique is its transparency option. When implemented, this option lets you take a picture while running another app and making it slightly transparent. Essentially, if the person next to you is looking at what you're doing on your phone, they will think you're browsing the nTwitter when in reality you're just getting your creep on.

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Let's face facts, when your girlfriend is suspicious of absolutely anything, she becomes the modern day Magnum P.I. Usually, her suspicions circle around whether or not you're behaving as a good boyfriend should and her snooping method generally involves your phone. Well, Hide It Pro allievates all of these anxieties. The app masquerades as an audio manager app that regulates the phones volume system. However, if you open the audio manager and press on the title, Hide It Pro launches. Hidden behind a fake app and a password, you can stash all of your dirty little secrets from pictures to messages--and even videos. 

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If the name of the app isn't self-explanatory enough, let us elaborate. Think of this app as the Foursquare of hooking up. Once you've logged on, you get to see who is around you in the hotspots based on your location. Girls Around Me goes even further by providing you with the guy to girl ratio of your desired location to ensure that you have a better chance of scoring. What's evenmore impressive is that this app provides you with thumbnail pictures of the girls who are already there so you can choose if the place is actually worth your time. Girls Around Me eliminates the element of surprise during a typical night out so you no longer have to play the guessing game.

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Possibly the creepiest way to creep, we present Winky. This app was developed, albeit not yet approved, for Google Glass. The only way to currently use it is if your tech savvy enough to find the loop holes of the downloading process. In any case, the way it works is simple: it takes completely undetected photos with motion activated movement. That movement? A wink. That's right, if you see something photo worthy, all you have to do is launch the app and start winking to capture exactly what it is you're looking at. 

Passion is the app that takes locker room chit-chat to a virtual platform. How? By comparing your sexual performance to that of your peers who also use the app. If you've ever felt insecure about your moves, fear not, because Passion supplies you with real feedback by rating you on a 1-10 scale. Here's where it may get a little weird, the app has to be on during the deed to record via microphone and analyze exactly what you're doing to give you an accurate rating. When you're done simply upload the results and see where your numbers fail in comparision to the rest of the world. Practice makes perfect.

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Receiving phone calls from other women when you're in a relationship is tricky business. Sure, you can store your side chicks number under an alias, but secrets only stay hidden for so long. Slydial is the sneaky way to go about hooking up with someone else with minimal risk of leaving a trail on your phone. Slydial bypasses the general phone call and automatically reroutes the call to your voicemail. No call will ever actually be made to your phone, just a voicemail that you can check whenever you have a minute to yourself. 

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Hot or Not is the original sneak friendly app. It shows you pictures of singles in your vacinity that you can rate on a hot or not scale. If you happen to click hot on someones picture, and they think the same of you, the app will notify both people that they have made a match. In which case, it'll be up to you to turn it into an actual love connection. Don't worry though, the app will never tell anyone you think they're hot unless they feel the same way about you.

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We've all heard of Snapchat, right? The reason it's so wildly popular is because your creeping has an expiration date. The same concept holds true for Tiger Text. You can send someone a text message that deletes itself after a designated amount of time. It puts you in control of what the receiver does with your message, enabling you to say anything to just about anyone with any consequences. Of course, you still run the risk of having someone screen shot your text, but if you're going to get your creep on, this is the safest method of doing so.

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We've all heard of the controversy surrounding Playbooks sister app Lulu, a no men allowed app which gives women the opportunity to rank and discuss men via their Facebook accounts. Well, Playbook is the male version of this. It's a platform that allows men to rank and discuss their hookups with women, essentially recommending them to their friends. It's the no holds barred virtual playground where you get to share your favorite sexual encounters with your peers. 

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If you've ever been a victim of endless Facebook browsing just to find one good bikini picture, then this app is for you. Badabing! is the only social recognition app of its kind that does the search for you. All you have to do is press a button and almost instantly, it locates all of the beach and pool pictures of your female friends on Facebook and delivers them to you in one easily accessible place. If there is partial skin showing, you can almost be certain that Badabing! will find it. Once it provides you with all of these pictures, it leaves you free to browse, save and share. Enjoy!

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