Cannibal appeal: Not what it once was, but still solid
Possible last day activity: Moneyball, definitely
How good are their jokes?: Did you see Moneyball?
Potential attributes for fighting off danger: He's got that non-traditional sabermetric approach to scouting players
Likelihood that they'll have drugs: High
Verdict: Your day will be determined by how good of a sport Hill is when it comes to Moneyball busting.