But if you are going to have a job, better make it a nonexistent one.
The movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
The player(s): Jim Carrey
For those movie man children who do partake in the 9 to 5 grind, their jobs are typically lowly, temporary or—in the case of the film that launched Jim Carrey's movie career—nonexistent. Come on, we dare you to look up "Pet Detective" in the phone book.