The 40 Most Ratchet Media Take Out Headlines of May

All the news that's fit to print, MTO style.

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The blog-style gossip site Media Take Out, which launched in 2006, is notoriously known for inciting celebrity drama. And as the most visited urban website in the world, readers constantly demand slanderous dirt (read: shade) on A-listers. The most fascinating part about the online gabfest, however, is its approach to crafting headlines. Never before has a web entity appropriated such a distinct (read: ratchet) style and voice. Here, we recap the best headlines of May.

Ladies And Gentleman . . . The UNTHINKABLE Has Happened . . . Flavor Flav Is Now EVEN UGLIER Than When He Had His Show!!!

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DISRESPECTFUL!!! Look What R&B Singer Ciara WORE . . . To Future's Sons GRADUATION!! (Not A Single F*CK Was Given)

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DAYUMMMMMMM!!!! Check Out These BIKINI PICS Of R&B Singer ASHANTI . . . They're NOT PHOTOSHOPPED . . . And She's NOT WEARING MAKEUP!!!

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WHAT THE FREAK Happened To Rapper BIG SEAN . . . Now That He's Dating That GLEE ACTRESS . . . He Looks All FRANK OCEAN!!!

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ON BLAST!!! Chris Brown's BEST FRIEND Calls Out Rihanna . . . Says That She F**KS TO MANY N****S!!!

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THE STRUGGLE IS REAL Y'ALL!!! VH1 Reality Star Is CAUGHT . . . BOOSTING FROM A STORE!!!

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OH WOW!!! Did Rapper NAS BABYS MOTHER Kelis Always Have A BODY THIS BANGING . . . Or Did She Get Herself ENHANCED??? (Pics)

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WOWZERS!!! Have Y'all Seen Pics Of Actress KERRY WASHINGTON Without Makeup . . . She Got A STRUGGLE HAIRLINE . . . And Looks Hella BASIC!!

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SHOTS FIRED . . . SHOTS FIRED!!! Rihanna Takes A SHOT At Beyonce!! (This Is Gonna Be GOOD)

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HMMMMM . . . We Just Had A THOUGHT . . . Has Anyone Ever CONFIRMED With 100 Percent CERTAINTY . . . That Omarosa From Apprentice Was Actually BORN A FEMALE!!!

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SEXY . . . OR THIRSTY???? R&B Singer Ashanti Wears A BARELY THERE Outfit Out In Vegas . . . Her Azz And Tiddays Were OUT FOR DISPLAY!!

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OH MY GAWWWWWWWWD!!! Beyonce Is The ILLUMINATI . . . That's The ONLY WAY IN HECK . . . We Can Explain How She's ABLE TO DO THIS!!!

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You Know We're GOING TO HELL For Saying This . . . But Doesn't SHERRI FROM THE VIEW Remind You Of . . .

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Actress Eva Longoria Had An EMBARRASSING WARDROBE MALFUNCTION . . . Accidentally EXPOSED HER VAHJAYJAY!!!

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AWWW SH*T . . . Ladies GET IN HERE . . . We Got Pics Of Rapper DRAKE'S PACKAGE . . . And Let's Just Say . . . . He Got His P*NIS From The JEWISH SIDE OF HIS FAMILY!!!

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R&B Singer KELLY ROWLAND Blasts Beyonce . . . And Claims That SOMEBODY CLOSE TO HER . . . Put HANDS ON KELLY!!

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Mother Catches Her 14 Yr Old DAUGHTER . . . On Facebook Receiving D*CK PICS From Grown Men . . . So She Takes Matters Into HER OWN HANDS!! (Is This TOO MUCH)

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For The First Time IN A LONG TIME . . . Actress Jennifer Hudson LOOKS A HOT MESS!!!

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Floyd Mayweather's FIANCE Responds To The Pics Of Him IN BED With His BM . . . She Says YOU MAY HAVE HIS D*CK . . . But I Got HIS POCKETS!!!

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Rihanna Is Spotted Out Last Night . . . With The NUMBER ONE MAN IN HER LIFE . . . And NO It's Not Chris . . . Or Drake . . . Or JR SMITH!!!

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UH OH . . . Kris Jenner Is Leaking Stories TO THE PRESS . . . Trying To Make It Seem Like Kanye Is ABUSING KIM KARDASHIAN!!!!

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OOOOUCH!!! We've Got CLOSE UP PICS . . . Of The NASTY BRUISE That Kanye Got . . . When He BUMPED HIS HEAD Yesterday!!!

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Lil Wayne's FATHER Birdman Gets YET ANOTHER Tattoo . . . ON HIS FACE . . . And There Really Ain't MUCH ROOM LEFT!!!

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WHAT THE FREAK???? Rihanna Goes On Instagram . . . And Tells All Her Friends . . . That She Acts Very 'N****RISH'!!! (Dis Chick Really Is As RATCHET As We Suspected)

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SWINGERS!!! Rapper FUTURE And Ciara Pick Up A SKRIPPER At The CLUB . . . And Take Her BACK TO THE HOTEL

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CAUGHT CREEPING: John Legend Gets BUSTED . . . For Cheating On His EXOTICAL FIANCE!!!

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Kelly Is Really DOING THE MOST To Sell Records . . . Now She's Going TOPLESS!!!

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AWWWWWWW!!! We've Got A Pics Of Kim And Kanye At YESTERDAYS MET GALA . . . All Snuggled Up On A Couch . . . And Being ROMANTIC!!!

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EMBARRASSING!!! Pharell's Fiance Gets DRUNK . . . FALLS DOWN . . . And Her TIDDAY POPS OUT!!!

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There She Goes Again . . . RIHANNA Is Acting Up On Twitter . . . This Time She's TALKING RECKLESS About Nicole Richie!!!

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We Know That Pop Sensation LAUREN HILL Has A Lot To Worry About . . .With TAXES And JAIL And All That . . . But She Needs To Start WORRYING ABOUT HER EYEBROWS!!!

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LMAOOOOO!!! Mimi From Love And Hip REALLY IS MOLLY THE MAID . . . And We've Got The PICS TO PROVE IT!!!

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UMMMM . . . Can Someone Please Tell Rapper AZAELIA BANKS That Next Time She LEAKS NEKKID PICS Of Herself . . . She Should Put LOTION ON First!!

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UMMM . . . We're Not Trying To START NO MESS . . . But Who Is This RANDOM LADY . . . On A Date With MARRIED NBA Baller Jerry Stackhouse???

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CAUGHT AGAIN!!! New York HIP HOP DJ Mister Cee Is Caught . . . Trying To BUY A TRANNEY PROSTITUTE!!!

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Keyshia Cole Was Looking Real RATCHET At Her Concert . . . And It Looks Like Her WEAVE WAS BOTHERING HER . . . Cause She Kept PATTING IT!!

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COULE'D UP!!! Magic Johnson's SON And His BOYFRIEND Are Spotted Out On A Date . . . And They Both Have MATCHING PURSES!!!

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The STRUGGLE Just Got REALER!! Look What This FINANCIALLY STRAPPED Boy HAD TO DO . . . To Keep His Braids Looking FRESH!!!

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MTO WORDLWIDE MEGA-EXCLUSIVE: Rihanna's Appears To Have DUMPED CHRIS BROWN . . . For A GIRL!!

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LOL!! Tamar Braxton Tries To HUG HER HUSBAND . . . But BOTH OF THEIR BELLIES Are Too Big . . . To Let It Happen!!!

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