The 20 Sketchiest Apartments on Craigslist

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This place looks like a mix between a poor re-creation of Versailles and your grandmother's favorite antique shop.

"THIS IS AN UPLIFTING FUN LOVING PLACE TO LIVE IN."

Ladies, don't forget to send a picture. His taste is quite particular. This might be where your cosplay skills come in.

Look on the bright side, you can use the jacuzzi tub on the weekends. If you're clean.

The sketchiness of this ad directly correlates with how many items are scratched out.

By plenty of backyards, you mean empty, trash-filled lots right?

The "very spacious living room" looks so spacious when you've crammed it to the brim with mounds of mess.

That long list of "nos" makes us wonder if that building has had continual problems with pets, "druggists," and alcoholics. That stain on the cranberry carpet isn't helping sell this property, either.

A picture of one quarter of a bare kitchen probably won't help in finding a renter of your "BIG 1 bedroom."

In case you were confused about what you were getting.

When talking about your "fully tiled bathroom with a large soaking tub," it might be smart to leave out the picture of a dirty tub and toilet.

If you have a laundry room in the building, then why don't you use it?

That "amazing" yard doesn't look like a place you'd want to be hanging out all summer.

Psychedelics not included.

We don't suggest coming between him and his girlfriend.

Between the rotting floor, the garbage heap of a garden, and the messy brick bedroom, this MUST be a dream come true!

If you have to include a candid photo of the Adrian Grenier (a.k.a. Vince on HBO's Entourage) out shopping in order to sell your apartment, you're doing something wrong.

It's like a treasure hunt. If you can decipher what the message is trying to say, you might find...a messy apartment.

Seek this listing and you shall receive a sketchy apartment (with an owner who makes lame jokes about free pizza and trips to Fiji).

This apartment, contrary to what the title suggests, is neither clean nor cute.