FX is looking for an actress to fill Selma Blair's role on Anger Management after Charlie Sheen reportedly refused to work with her and got her fired. Not surprisingly, the casting call outlines a completely terrible character.
To work with Sheen, you should be both "gorgeous" and "sexy," Caucasian or Latina, and between 5 and 5'6." The character (who doesn't have a name—details) is a "by the book psychiatrist" who will be working on the sex study research Charlie and Kate (Blair) were doing before she left. Of course they're doing research for a sex study.
"If Charlie and Kate were like Sam and Diane on Cheers, then you are Rebecca,” the casting call specifies. “Tough, career driven, neurotic and you wear your heart on your sleeve.” Let's just ignore the fact that they think this show has anything in common with Cheers. But the best part? "And you hate yourself for eventually becoming attracted to Charlie." We're sure hating yourself will be a no-brainer for whatever actress gets roped into this.
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