Creators: Barry Fanaro, Mort Nathan
Networks (Years): UPN (1998)

In some twisted reality, possibly one where Glenn Beck holds high office, this show, starring Chi McBride as a black Englishman brought to America as President Abraham Lincoln's driver-cum-life coach, isn't racist at all. With Desmond Pfeiffer being the only voice of reason in an all-white household, it could be seen as racially uplifting. And if you believe that, you've been snorting more coke than Vinnie Chase and Soulja Boy. We file this under, "It's funny because it's soooo not possible." Wait, wait, the black guy is the smart one?! But, but, he's black! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *wipes tear from eye* Oh, UPN.