Creators: Liz Gateley
Networks (Years): MTV (2006-2010)

If the Amazon jungle should be preserved for its fecund mystery and millions of types of potentially live-saving flora and fauna, The Hills, a widely celebrated cultural phenomenon with insights into the turbulent, heady, be-sequined world of full-retard, rich white chicks (plus their douchehole male cohorts) is basically the opposite of that. In every way possible. Birthing such cultural shitstains as "Spencer Pratt" and Heidi's augmented "horror tits," The Hills, and all its glittery arguments against white people having sex with other white people, is just fucking racist. Against humans.