25. Chef in South Park
Voiced by: Isaac Hayes
Dies in: "The Return of Chef" (Season 10, Episode 1)
Of course Trey Parker and Matt Stone were going to respond to Isaac Hayes' very public denouncement and departure in-show. But holy christ, did they have to shit on nine seasons of Chef being the coolest with the literal and figurative assassination of his character? It’s not enough for him to be double teamed by a mountain lion and a grizzly bear (after getting struck by lightning) but he had to be brainwashed into becoming a child molester first? We hate it had to be him...