The latest episode of Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta featured stubborn faux-friends, voodoo priestess fortune tellers, side-chick shade, and rage from beginning to end. I can’t light a magic candle and tell you what’s going to happen to you in the next couple of months like Mimi’s psychic, but I can let you know what not to do in your own life based on the actions of some of these fools from last night. I still accept tips, though.

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Written by Michael Arceneaux (@youngsinick)

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