A Florida man continued the state's unfortunate tradition of ridiculous news stories after he was arrested for biting his wife's butt during a heated argument. It's time for therapy or time apart, y'all. Stepfon Muse of Palm Bay, FL was charged with aggravated battery after his wife told authorities that he hit her and bit after she tried to get out of their vehicle. Sure enough, she presented a visible bit mark on her posterior to police.

The 30-year-old Muse was taken to Brevard County Jail where he was held without bail.

[via The Huffington Post]