Address: 34 NE 11th St.

Refuse to go to Space. It's open from 10 p.m. to 4 p.m. FOUR FUCKING P.M. A few years ago they found a girl's body in a burning trash can. Even if we were to disregard this as incriminating proof that the place is not safe, there's still ample evidence to support our case. So, what's the scientific formula here? They've got a classic setup of easy-to-bribe bouncers, tables you can purchase to pretend you're important, and lights that will give your unborn children seizures. The sheer number of hours that a multiple-story building can remain at capacity is remarkable, but as we all know, douches breed excess, and that's exactly what you find at a club that consistently meets its max capacity of 2,500. The steroid-swollen flock here, and draw in more of their kind. Fear Space accordingly.