Address: 401 Biscayne Blvd.
Two words: Alcoholic slushies. Because Fat Tuesday opens before most coffee shops, you're left with no choice but to get an alcoholic slushie for yourself and your younger siblings at 10 a.m. The sunshine and elevated blood alcohol content can make one feel invincible, and with invincibility comes idiocy. You may enter as a completely functioning human being, but you'll leave primed to make poor decisions. Then again, you're on a tropical beach, so you deserve to take a little bro-cation. As your tattoo says, only God can judge you.