Address: 297 NW 23rd St.
Located on the mainland, Cafeina is a hotbed for uncool. The problem lies in the flush of patrons it receives after every Art Walk event. Full with their dose of culture for the month, bros who've been suppressing their true, abrasive selves all day while pretending to be introspective end up here. So, it goes without saying that they'll explode if they don't get a few Jaegerbombs in them, stat. Cafeina is the nearest place with a liquor license, and is thus subject to an influx of these pent-up brosefs. Infested and degraded by rampant fist bumps and men telling stories about each other's moms, this is not a bar for the faint of heart.