Charlie Sheen Thinks Farrah Abraham Is a "Desperate Guzzler of Stagnant Douche Agua"

He doesn't like her that much!

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In a desperate attempt to cling to her last few milliseconds of fame, Farrah Abraham apparently reached out to Charlie Sheen via text message and suggested they meet-up—not too long after he responded, the flirty messages "somehow" (read: Farrah totally didn't leak them herself) made their way onto TMZ. Sheen was none too happy that his text conversations with reality television star/"accidental" adult film star were suddenly plastered all over the Internet, and he wasted no time telling us all—and Farrah—how much. TMZ had his epic response, verbatim:

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We're just gonna let that response just speak for itself. Burn.

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[via NY Post]

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