Thirst Level: 3.25

A zombie apocalypse--wait, scratch that. A zombie and other monstrosities apocalypse, can bring people together. We've seen it over a dozen times: The Walking Dead, Zombieland, Dawn of the Dead. But Steve Burnside's "love" for Claire Redfield seems a bit unbelievable. For one, he just met this girl, and he doesn't even get the opportunity to spend more than a day with her. (A normal, and non monster-infested day at that.) He's irrational at most times in the game, acting as the hero to impress the far from helpless Claire. It's cool Steve: our thirst level would be significantly higher if we were surrounded by flesh-eating monsters, too. No need to drop the "L" word.