Thirst Level: 7.9

Most times, Mr. Vercetti handles his thirst like Solid Snake: controlled and with wit. But every so often he can get lost in a strip club, and lose half of his earnings to half-clothed women. (That is, if we make such a decision for him.) Mercedes would probably help you out, Tommy. Or at least give you a discount. Regardless, a more financially reasonable alternative should be used for your thirst-related problems, Mr. Vercetti.