Thirst Level: 6.25

Ok, maybe adolescent thirst isn't the worst. Catalina's special brand of temperamental thirst is actually very bad. (And as we've seen with CJ, could lead to death.) One moment she wants to kill our anti-hero; the next, she's demanding him to love her. It's surely a lustful love because immediately after completing a few missions with her, she leaves us for the mute criminal, Claude. We guess it was good while it lasted? (No, no it wasn't.)