Thirst Level: 9.75
If there's anything to take from Kratos' blood-drenched journey, it's this: The thirst for vengeance requires a sexual release every once in awhile. And as a Demigod Kratos requires two to eight women in order to achieve this much-needed release. Seriously, have you played Ghosts of Sparta?
During one part of the game you're allowed to have your way with eight different women who, judging by their moans, are unanimously pleased by the God of War. And what do you get in return? A lot of orbs and a brief moment of serenity. Hope you enjoyed that "Orb-gasm," Kratos.