How can we pity an inanimate object you might ask? Throw a few hearts on it, call it your companion, and suddenly it'll feel like your new best friend. The Weighted Companion Cube Euthanizing Process in Portal raised our eyebrows mainly because of the name of the process. We didn't think much of it until we were congratulated for discarding the cube without hesitation. Incinerating our buddies made us hang our heads low.