Oh nice, you self-medicated last night to forget your problems? Me too. You drank so much that you had an excuse to engage in socially unacceptable behaviors? Same here.
Everyone likes drinking more than pretty much anything else, except for maybe sex and bacon-wrapped hor d'oeuvres: that's why there are more bars than libraries. What people don't like is hearing about your drunken exploits. Before posting a story involving drinking, we encourage you to think about if the story would be worth telling if all parties involved were sober. In case you're currently too drunk to make that determination, we'll make it for you: it isn't.