If children want their parents to know something, they tell them. This is another one of those simple concepts that parents refuse to comprehend. Parents are prone to prying into every aspect of your Facebook profile to dig up information on what you are up to, from your relationship status to your photo tags. Unless you have particularly nosy parental units, this is one problem you can actually remedy. When parents tell you that they wish you would call more, they mean it. So, give mom and dad a call, be intentionally vague about pretty much ever facet of your personal life, and they'll be temporarily satisfied. Hopefully, now they will let you post on a lady's wall without "liking" your flirtatious comment.