This Functioning "Portal 2" Turret Is Worth Every Penny Of It's $300 Price Tag

Fear, anxiety, depression, sentience not included.

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Valve fans tend to reach the same level of rabid obsession close to that of Star Wars fanboys/girls, but with merch like this, it's tough to blame them. ThinkGeek is selling these hand-finished 16" turret statues straight from the Aperture Science turret garden. The officially licensed polystone creations are impressively detailed, and will run you $300. Unlike their cuddly, plush counterparts, they're made out of a hard material and light up. No sounds though but that doesn't subtract at all from its sheer awesomeness. Adopt one for science at the link below.
 
[viaThinkGeek]

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