The Most Ridiculous Celebrity Apps

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Because a television show, fashion line, website, and various social media feeds don't tell you enough, you can use this app to find out more about Kim Kardashian. Thanks but no thanks.

I would say something slick about how ridiculous the Taylor Swift app seems, but as Kanye West has taught us, it doesn't pay for black men with jackass tendencies to come for the country queen's neck.

Forgive my ignorance, but I had no idea Insane Clown Posse was still a thing. But apparently, with this app not only can you keep up with their most recent activity, you can set your location to discover and chat with other Juggalo(ette)s in your area. What are y'all talking about, though? The 1990s?

In the description for this fashion ass backwards app, you'll read, "A big fan of Drake? Ever wanted TAKE CARE of his fashion choices as his personal stylist?" Definitely saw Drake in a recent photo rocking what looked like DaDa Supreme. So to answer your question: Hell no, I don't.

Choose which words you want William Shatner to say and this app will recite them for you. I don't know what the point of that is. I'm guessing if you asked Shatner, he wouldn't either.

I love Samuel L. Jackson as much as the next person, but can't you go around any older black gentleman and hear the same kind of curse words...only with more frequent updates than this app?

Silly as it may seem, somewhere Hulk Hogan's got to be pissed he didn't think of this first.

If you want to pretend to be Lil' Wayne and put a tattoo over the face of your newborn baby, this is for you. Fair warning: For your sake, I hope you can afford all of those child support payments. And I hope you think Birdman has nice lips.

Tyra Banks may be a hustler, but if you send me an alien-like shot of you "smizing" from her photo app, know that I'm going to shade the hell out of you. And don't even trip when I do. You had it coming.

The best part of this app is this mention in the description: "Use this app to Tweet so you don't have to download and pay for another app. Follow @FloydMayweather while you're at it." Subtle.

Why is it ridiculous? You people allowed a cast member from Jersey Shore to basically have a video game. Feel bad.

This app allows you to seek guidance from David Hasselhoff. Why? The hell if I know, but for the love of God, please don't give this idea to Tyrese.

This one sucks because it doesn't feature any of the Lil' Jon cuts with Oobie. So there.

If you can't wake up next to a beautiful, big breasted blond, there's always this video alarm app starring Pamela Anderson. Or at least, what used to be a video alarm app starring Pamela Anderson. Much like Pam's career in recent years, the times (or in this case, iPhone's update) changed and the app stopped working the way it used to.

This app is essentially an Eminem fan page in the form of a web app. There's nothing especially new about it, unless you count that the "photos of Eminem have been edited to make them look realistic - as if taken by an ordinary camera." Ohmigod, how not cool.

As soon as I found out there was an official app ran by Britney Spears' team, I wondered whether it was just going to be a bunch of photos you can see for free via her Twitter timeline. Per one review on iTunes: "Really the pictures you have to be male, and you can get her updates on Twitter for free. Gave it 3 stars cause I will love Britney no matter what, but not loving this app." Sustained.

Snoop Dogg seems like the type to put his name on anything so long as it keeps him stocked in the finest perm boxes around. Case in point, his photo sharing app, "Snoopify," which hopped on the trend of slapping stickers on your photos. This included drawings of bongs, diamond encrusted chains, and Rastafarian hats. Not to be out done, you can add captions to photos like "Drop it like it's hot," "What it do nephew" and "Fo Shizzle." I bet this is the coolest thing for people who've only met black people via movies like Shaft and old Death Row albums.

I don't know. I mean, if you're into golf I guess this is cool. However, I thought this app would be more about Tiger at the afterparty.

With this app, you can pretend you're kissing with Justin Bieber. This is the kind of app Yolanda Saldivar would've downloaded back in her day. Be afraid.

For three dollars you can pretend it's 2008 and you're using autotune just like T-Pain. Meanwhile, I'd download a Future app to make those animal noises he does. Just kidding. Okay, not completely.