Considering a gay dude serves as Chief of Staff for a Republican president and the former Black woman who used to work for his campaign is actually likeable, you don’t need to convince most Scandal viewers that the political drama doesn’t offer the most realistic depiction of Washington’s political elite.

Still, when it comes to one of the biggest draws—sex—farcicality gets pushed to the brink. To that end, here’s a breakdown of the most improbable hookups on Scandal—so far.

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Written by Michael Arceneaux (@youngsinick)