Even though Ryan Lochte has won 11 medals at the Olympics, last night’s episode of What Would Ryan Lochte Do? saw him reach new levels of winning. During a trip to L.A., not only did the Olympic swimmer pick up an award at the Cartoon Network Hall of Game Awards, he also met his lifelong crush, Carmen Electra, who gave him her digits.
But as always, the true victory belongs to the viewers at home, who get awarded with Lochte’s outrageous quotes every week. In case you missed it, we present The Dumbest Things Ryan Lochte Said on Last Night’s What Would Ryan Lochte Do?
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On superpowers: “If I could have a superpower, it’d be like, fly, because I love traveling all over the world. And if I knew how to flew, I’d be there in a heartbeat.”
On his confidential meeting with Speedo: “That meeting with Speedo was a confident meeting. I didn’t want you guys or anyone else knowing what I’m talking about just because I had some big ideas. And if it’s on camera, everyone can start listening and get the idea before it’s out there.”
On a really small pair of Speedos: “I honestly think they gave me a little kid’s size. I put it on; I couldn’t really get it over my thighs. I was like, tucking in my butt cheeks. It was hard. It was like, skin tight!”
On fashion: “You know, fashion has been my passion pretty much my whole entire life. I want to design everything from the bottom of shoes all the way up to the top of hats.”
On having a Pink's hot dog named after him, the Lochtedog: “Ryan Lochte’s gettin’ a hot dog! Jeah!”
More on his Pink's hot dog: “What the heck did he just say? He’s calling my hot dog little? I was getting nervous. I mean I don’t want a little, tiny hot dog. When I have a hot dog, I want to look at it and be like, ‘Damn, now that is a big hot dog.’”
And even more on his Pink's hot dog: “When I saw a stretched hot dog, I was like, ‘Damn straight! That’s my hot dog!’”
